Joey Deez Blog "Creepy Crawlers"

March 29, 2017


Welcome to Wednesday Rock-A-Holics! Day of the hump; the road block; and the “it’s just the middle of the week” feeling.  At this point your feet may be dragging but let me put a little pep in your step by shocking you with a story that many will find disturbing. Scientists have recently theorized that spiders could eat every human in the world in just one year. One year? I mean… I know there are a lot of spiders out there but to think that if they all banded together they could wipe us out that quickly is simply impressive. I no longer have any regrets about smashing those creepy crawlers that dared to enter my room.


I personally don’t have a huge fear of spiders, unless they begin to rival my hand size. Anything that looks like it could jump onto my face and bite my nose off should stay in Sci-Fi horror movies. For me, spiders got nothing on scorpions. Scorpions look like engineered killing machines with two claws and a giant stinger; they freak me out every time I see one. It probably has something to do with the movie “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” when the nasty scorpion kills the awesome ant that helps the kids get back home. I always hated that moment when the poor ant sacrifices himself to save the kids all because that dam scorpion was hunting them. Just goes to show you that you shouldn’t bring an ant to a scorpion fight.


What creepy crawler freaks you out? ​