Jabroni Journal: Vince McMahon - Sexy Boy

Prepare Yourself

June 8, 2016

I drive a 2004 Hyundai Elantra. It's not the coolest car, but it's certainly reliable and it is gas efficient. It works for me. 

The strange thing about this car is that for some reason, the stock stero in a 2004 was still a cassette deck. In 2004!!! CDs were invented in what year...1982? 

Instead of forking over the cash to get a brand new stereo installed, I decided to go old school. In recent months, I have amassed quite the collection in punk, hardcore, metal and gangster rap cassette taps from friends and record stores alike. 

One of the crown jewels of my collection is a tape compilation of WWF Theme songs from the mid 90's called WWF The Music Volume 2. The tape features themes from superstars like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Psycho Sid, Mankind and Ahmed Johnson...but the real standout track is the alternative version of Shawn Michaels' classic "Sexy Boy" theme. Instead of the original, which featured Sherri Martel on vocals, or the 2nd and most popular version which featured Shawn himself, this version featured a seemingly intoxicated Vince McMahon belting out the lyrics. 

You thought you knew music? You don't know music until you've rocked out to Vince McMahon yell/singing "Sexy Boy."