Migs Blog: Stop Being A Stupid Clown!

October 6, 2016

This whole clown epidemic has really gotten out of control.  If you don’t know what’s going on…all across the country people are dressing up like creepy looking clowns.  Their goal, I guess, is to freak people out…and it’s working.

I have one word of advice for those that are dressing up like creepy clowns, or thinking of dressing up as a creepy clown….

Stop It.  It’s not funny, and you are being a moron.

Yes, someone does it in Carolina, and it’s humorous for a second, but then you get all the copy cat “clown sheep” that now are doing it.  You are unoriginal. 

It’s so bad that kids are getting arrested in the northwest for this.  Cops are wasting time and resources responding to “creepy clown” calls.  Find a new hobby.

I heard in NY a couple of clowns started following some women on the freeway, terrifying them.  What the hell, man?  Why is that funny?  It’s just a matter of time before we read in the news that one of these clowns gets attacked by someone in fear of danger…they might get punched, pepper sprayed, or even worse…shot.  I’m OK with the first two.

Plus, you are making the awesome clowns out there look bad.  I’m a fan of clowns…so I have come up with the four best clowns of all time.

Of course I have to start local and give love to a man that didn’t freak people out, JP Patches!

Next up… you know him, you love him… Krusty the Clown!

This clown had a drinking problem, but when you hook up with Mrs. Brady, and roll with Adam Sandler as a clown…how could you deny the greatness that is Shakes The Clown!

And the best clown of all time…did not play that! Yes, Homey The Clown from In Living Color is the top clown of all time!