And Mingo Was His Name-O!

August 20, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

A couple of things from today:


We were trying to remember the name of a football player whose name, to us, sounds like a really insulting racial slur. We were racking our brains trying to remember when listeners attempted to help.

Some of the names suggested were Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix...which is a perfectly ridiculous name but really, it sounds more like the punchline to a Monica Lewinski joke.

Another suggestion was Jake Butt. Again, we appreciate the name, but when your last name is Butt, you've already lost.

Someone else suggested Equanimous St. Brown. Yes, that IS the actual name of an actual person, but if I didn't know, I would think it's some upper-crust way of saying 'horse sh*t.  

Ah, but the name we were searching for was Barkavious Mingo. Make no mistake, he's a monster of a player, but honest-to-God, his name sounds like something truly insulting; "Who's the ugly Barkavious Mingo at the front door!"  

That's where our thoughts go.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!