Are You Contagious Too?

January 8, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

I hate to keep going on and on and on about being sick, but for f**k's sake, I'm just NOW getting over this sh*t. Turns out it was the flu, not a cold...and that explains the indescribable color of my spit. It was an ugly sight. 

Anyway, my goal during my sickness was to avoid getting my kids sick. Well, I was 50% successful. My daughter went down in phlegmy flames. Hit her like a truck on Friday and on Saturday she was skillet-hot, sweaty and generally disagreeable...but nearly as needy as I'd anticipated.  

The thing that really sucked about it was that she'd just gotten a flu shot...which, of course, is supposed to PREVENT this sh*t. Yeha, it doesn't really work. The good news is that she is recovering. I'm not saying that for any reason other than I'm tired of her snot all over me.

The things we do for kids.

OK, I'm out.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!