Bowl of Nacho Day Off Yet

January 21, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today is MLK Jr. Day so much of the American workforce is off today. Not us. We COULD have had the day off but we decided to work today and exchange this day for the Monday after the Super Bowl.

Taking that particular Monday off isn't about getting super-drunk for the Super Bowl. It seems that way, but honestly, we hate talking about Super Bowl commercials. Inevitably, they're commercials and nothing more. Besides, EVERY OTHER media outlet will cover the ads in nauseating detail. We don't need to be a part of that.  

So here we are, working today. I've spent a lot of the day fielding the jokes that I should have the day off. I get's even a little funny...and I've cracked the joke myself...but I think MLK would just be happy that I have a job. Boom goes the dynamite.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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