Brown Frown

November 2, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

It doesn't matter what we talked about today...maybe it does, but not for the purposes of this blog.  

No, today I have been distracted by the "Diarrhea Song". Do you remember this little diddy from childhood?


"Diarrhea... Uh! Uh!  Diarrhea Uh Uh!

I can tell by the smell you ain't feeling well...Diarrhea Uh! Uh!"

Ring any bells? It was something we chanted with fervent zeal in my childhood. Every-so-often, the song comes up in conversation (undoubtedly at my urging) but every time someone sings it to me, the verse is a little different.  

That brings me to my point; I'm looking for some of the verses YOU learned as a kid.  A few that I've heard include:


"Diarrhea... Uh!  Uh!  Diarrhea... Uh!  Uh!

"It's juicy and it's runny and some people think it's funny... Diarrhea Uh!  Uh!"


"Diarrhea Uh! Uh!  Diarrhea Uh!  Uh!

"I can tell by your frown that your pants are brown!"


That's what I know. Help a brutha out.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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