Choose Which to Lose!

July 26, 2018

Hola, bitcholas!

It was Big Dummy day today and with Big Dummy comes the Mens Room Poll. The Mens Room Poll (I'm sure you already know) rivals Pew and Gallup for accuracy and the importance of what is asked.

As proof, here was today's poll:

Which would you give up:

  • One HAND
  • One FOOT
  • One EYE 
  • All of your TEETH

I debated this heavily today and I finally went with losing my teeth. I figure it like this; as a bus rider, having no teeth is like wearing camouflage in the army.

Just sayin'.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!