Color Me Butthurt!

April 9, 2018

Hola bitcholas,

How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack.

I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it.

Anyway, this damn thing has shown up again and it just f**king hurts. It's the third time this thing has shown up in the last year or so...and yes, I'm gonna call a doctor.

Anyway, the point here is that my ass hurts.

That's all I've got.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!