Crocodiles and Blondes = Trouble

May 2, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Totally forgot to do a blog today, so here's a few bullet points:

Everyone is protective of puppies. "Who Sucks Less" featured three stories that involved someone bringing harm to a puppy...including a guy who tossed one into a lake infested with crocodiles. It ended the way you think it did. 

Maximum Security Prisons Should Be Opened in Wild Game Reserves...this thought occurred to me and I don't know why...but I just thought it was a morbidly solid idea. If someone escapes, so be it. 

Blonde Leading Men: this came up because we were talking about the 'villain' in Karate Kid...the blonde guy. We were wondering if he was the original 'blonde villain'. That made us wonder, 'are there blonde leading men who people like'.

That sums it up.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And get those tickets to all the outdoor drinking and other dumb stuff you could ever want: #Redfestival