Everybody OOPS!

September 19, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we talked about poop. Your poop, a friend's poop, a stranger's poop, an animal's poop...anyone's poop. We had a few people question WHY we decided to talk about poop and the answer is two-fold; (1) it's funny to us and (2) everyone has a story. Isn't there a book called "Everybody Poops"? I think there is, but either way, everybody DOES poop and we heard many glorious stories of misfortune.  

I don't know if it was the result of today's topic but as we talked today, my gut started getting squirrely. True bubble-guts. Late in the show I snuck a quick fart. It was a silent one, but while it lacked any auditory evidence, the smell was both a pungent and unpleasant alert to it's presence. It wasn't "kinda" or "a little stinky"...this mother**ker smelled like an exorcised demon. It smelled like a dead raccoon that climbed out of the ass of another dead raccoon. This fart smelled like dried seaweed wrapped in cheese. My fart smelled like a zombies armpit.

It was that bad. As I'm writing this, I've released two more. They are no better.

Gotta run for now.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!