Eyeing Morons

August 25, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Every day I am amazed at the very poor decisions or beliefs that people adopt as a way of being. These days, there's no shortage of abject ignorance on raw display. Common sense and decency have been replaced with inflammatory rhetoric and bickering. But you know that already...and I'm not here to bitch about the current state of American affairs...I'm here to make FUN of people.

The solar eclipse has come and gone. One of the things repeated to all of us over and over was DON'T STARE AT THE SUN without protective eyewear. I was already stunned that people needed to be told not to stare at the Sun because the Sun is the Sun. However, there are those people who chose not to heed the advice and stared at the Sun anyway. That was bound to happen, so, on some level, I wasn't too shocked. But then I read about the people who decided to improvise. (facepalm)

Specifically, there were people around this great nation of ours who decided that the way to view the eclipse (without having to get their hands on that pesky 'protective eyewear') was to put SUN BLOCK on their eyeballs.  

And people say "don't take the Lord's name in vain"! How can you not?!? The ONLY response is to scream the name of God's son! If you don't, you don't truly appreciate the depth of stupidity it takes to put sunblock on your eyeballs! The statement could end there, but, somehow, it seems SO much worse to me that the sunblock was used to PROTECT their eyes.  

I just can't.

Have a good weekend, bitches.

Until we meet again, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!