Go Team! Go On Without Me!

October 8, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

As a football fan, few things are as intoxicating as the NFL season. Once a week you sit down and watch your chosen team go to battle with some other team, and then you spend the rest of the week pontificating with like-minded souls about the why's and how's the season.

Yet, every Sunday, I ask myself, 'why do you put yourself through this?'. Sure, my Ravens lost to the Cleveland Browns...I can live with that...but during the actual game(s), I lose my mind and get all emotionally involved and realize that I am an idiot.

I have NOTHING to do with how they perform, in spite of this illogical belief that I can somehow will my team to victory based purely on the fact that I don't wanna be disappointed.   

I know all fans of any sports team suffer this same insanity, but honestly, what the hell is wrong with us?

Time to watch Monday Night Football!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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