Happy Knife, Happy Life?

January 16, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we offered up a fill-in-the-blank non-question; "I once knew a person who thought _______ was perfectly normal."

The story that inspired the question comes from a Reddit user who only recently discovered that his family's way of dealing with certain things is far from the norm. In this case, it was the use of a 'poop knife'. What is a 'poop knife'? Glad you asked... you nosey bitch.

According to the guy's story, he and everyone else in his family are cursed with big, dense, thick poops. Don't know why, but that's his story. Apparently this led to a lot of turds that were too big to flush.  

Enter the 'poop knife'.

The 'poop knife' was an old, rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room. When a family member dropped an 'unflushable', they would call out for the poop knife to chop it into pieces that would fit.

That is a poop knife.

Naturally, 95% of the calls today were about giant poops. We are THAT show.  

OK bitches, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!