Hell Has a Bartender and Your Order is Up!

August 1, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll.

The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough to have a bar. Unfortunately, you must pick one of the following libations for eternity.


  • Mellow Corn


  • Mad Dog 20/20


  • Yukon Jack or the mighty 


  • Black Velvet.


There are no good choices so I went with nostalgia and picked Mad Dog. I drank as lot of it during those 'transitional' years. That said, I'm not re-imagining the ill-effects that Mad Dog had on all 5 or my senses as well as my decision-making ability, etc, but they were good times. What I can remember.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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