Hilarious Sticks and Stones!

October 23, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Today was our "Random Question Question", so we cover a lot of different topics in fairly rapid succession. Sometimes this kaleidoscope of random subjects can be a blur. Today, however, thanks to the snarky-yet-quick texters, two particular stories stick in my memory like a fork in mashed potatoes.

At one point we asked some unsuspecting soul what the craziest thing is he'd ever seen. In his case, he was witness to a bull rider who had his b's crushed by a bull. I actually had sympathy pains.  Anyway, the caller pointed out that he was ALSO training to ride bulls, but after seeing that he quit. I get that. 

The reason I remember the story is because a texter added that they had once witnessed a bald eagle snatch and kill his sister's cat. That part made the air and we had a brief conversation about it. Then a text came in that read "America wrecked your sister's p*ssy!". I couldn't help but shake my head and laugh. Ah, people. 

Another question we asked had something to do with your spirit animal. I don't remember it entirely but the conversation was inspired by news story regarding a Texas rancher who shot and killed a 450 pound feral hog. Seems that the hog was EATING FAWNS!!! That sh*t is crazy. Maybe it's not crazy, but I had no idea.

Naturally, a text came in that read, "I once dated a girl named fawn and she ate MY hog!!!"  

Again, this is low-hanging fruit...sophomoric...immature...and that's why I felt a brief pang of guilt for laughing so hard.

That's what I took from today.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!