Hung Over and Out

November 7, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

A bit hung over today, and by a "bit" I mean 'severely'. To be fair, I woke up still drunk, so the hangover didn't get here until later than usual...right around the time we went on the air. As the show went on, my need to go to the bathroom increased to the point of intense discomfort. All I thought I needed to do was pee. I went to the bathroom and let loose. About halfway through my pee I discovered that peeing wasn't the ONLY thing I needed to.

I don't know what the muscle is that we squeeze or relax when we go to the bathroom, but as I was relaxing it to pee, I realized that I was about to poop myself. It's a weird moment. I had to kill the stream of pee to avoid sh*tting in my own pants. So I dashed into a stall and let loose. I wouldn't care so much but someone else was in the bathroom and I'm sure my actions seemed kinda strange. Not cool. 

OK, I'm outta here, bitches.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!