It Takes a Village, People!

June 19, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today's show taught me a valuable lesson; outside of the states, it seems that if you visit a 'village', you're taking your life in your own hands. Sure, there's violence and criminal activity in cities and towns...but I'm used to that kinda sh*t.

Villages seem to offer up death from the natural world. Case-in-point, a guy in an Indian VILLAGE was damn near strangled by a 35-foot-long python. Sure, the guy voluntarily put it around his neck for an all-important selfie...but you don't need to live where goat-eating pythons live.  

I call it a 'goat-eating python' because before it tried to choke the guy out, it had eaten a goat.

There are several villages in India where the human population is being slowly thinned as a result of the occasional tiger dragging their asses into the jungle. That sh*t is not cool.

There's another village that is visited annually by herd of drunk elephants. True. These drunk elephants rampage through the village and f**k it up.

In Africa there are several villages who lose a few members of the population every month because of the crocodiles in the river.

A village in the Amazon is, seemingly, at risk of every kind of f**ked up, carnivorous, jungle creature imaginable.

Villages, man. It's a good place to get eaten.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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