Kids Believe Anything

March 20, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "what blew your mind when you were a child?"

Some answers:


It blew my mind that the buttered side of toast always landed on the floor.


My uncle told me when I was 4 that if I got too close to a dragonfly it would sew my eyelids together with its tail.


The thing that blew my mind as a child was that women pee out of their vaginas up until I was 10 I thought they peed out their butt.


I thought that if a women swallowed a watermelon seed she would get pregnant lol


I have an 82 inch tv at home and I told my kids I can see EVERYTHING they are doing from the other side when I'm at work from my phone.


When I was a kid my parents told me the moon was made of cheese and that there was a man inside of who turned it on every night.


My mom told me that when I had an ear ache it meant I had an earwig pinching the inside of my ear.


I used to sleep with my arms crossed over my chest like a mummy so that if someone broke in they would think I was already dead and not kill me.


When I was a kid, I thought the whole world was in black and white before the color tv was invented.​


My personal favorite:  kid's stepfather told him that people who's earlobes connect are werewolves. The beauty is that his grandmother had connecting earlobes.


Ah, childhood.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!