Kids Can Be So Damn Savage

March 19, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. 

Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as they do, but they do. On the other hand, I don't know how they don't bother everyone. 

Unfortunately for me, boogers became a thing on today's show. We asked a guy about the most messed up thing he experienced in school. His story was from kindergarten when he was waiting in line to get into the school. Apparently, another kid told him, "you have a huge booger on your face". That's when he discovered that the 'other kid' had wiped one of his OWN boogers on his face. 

I know it involves little kids, but this story disturbs me deeply. 

Hell, when I was a junior, there was a MASSIVE booger (complete with a few hairs) that someone had wiped on the wall of the stall of the third floor bathroom. It was an abomination and it was there all year. We leave for the summer and come back to freshly painted bathroom! I was crest-fallen when I discovered that they painted OVER the thing. You could still clearly see that it was still there. It was just light blue now. Even the hairs survived. 

Yea...that's what I've got.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!