Long Story Short, But NEVER Is!

March 27, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely because it's SO F**KING UGLY. That was our show...a pug. (My pug impression is pretty good though, right?)

That's all I got.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! 


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