Look Into My Stye!

March 20, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

I've got this f**king thing on my eye. It's a sty, but it's there and I swear this motherf**ker keeps getting bigger.  

First of all, I didn't realize the thing was there until this morning. Woke up, and like everyone else in the world, I stretched, scratched myself in those places that needed scratching and went to wipe the cobwebs from my eyes. That's when I noticed this weird nub on my eyelid.

I can actually see it without a mirror. It's at the very top of my vision...like having a stray hair. And that's precisely what led me to discover this bitch on my eyelid. I thought it WAS a stray hair, but no matter how much I swiped at it it wouldn't go away.  Then I swiped my actual eyelid and it hurt like f**k. Looked in the mirror and there it was.  

As I understand it, I just have to wait it out for a week or something. With that in mind, I've named it Stanley.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!