Make Any Story Sadder with These 5 Simple Words

January 4, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Figured out how to make any sad story sadder...or any happy story happier for that matter. Just add these 5 magic words; "...on the way to Disney".   

This was a tragic discovery we made earlier in the day. There was a story in the news that was already horrible...but the headline ended with "on the way to Disney" and it made the whole thing worse.  

You could say any-damn-thing even mildly FML-ish and you'll get the pity-party you're looking for as long as you add the 5 magic words.

ex;  "found out my fly was down...on the way to Disney".  

"stubbed my toe...on the way to Disney."

"I pooped in my pants a little...on the way to Disney".

See what I'm saying?


On the other hand, you can make anything sound better too.

"I won ten dollars on a scratch-off...on the way to Disney".


I'm outta here.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!