The Man Who Looks Like Unrefrigerated Yogurt is Distracting!

May 7, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

It's Monday. This is the first day of the week I bother with the news. On the weekends, I know nothing and care less. I don't wanna know. Then, on Monday, back to the world we've created for ourselves.

The GOOD news is that, generally, the BAD news is, for the most part, the SAME news. Different controversy, same players having done the kinda sh*t you think they would. 

On the other hand, putting these people out of my existence for a few days ultimately leads to complete distraction when I see them again.

For example, this morning I read an article about Don Blankenship. He's running for the West Virginia Senate and he's your garden-variety lunatic, chock-full-o-idiocy and vitriol. But I couldn't help but stare at his picture and think that he looks like the love child of Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler and unrefrigerated yogurt. 

Once I had that on my brain, it was over.

Then there was Vladimir Putin in the news. In every picture I see of this mofo, he looks like an 8th grade History teacher staring down the giggly kid in the back of the class. The major difference is that he'd poison your milk.

It was just that kinda morning. People look weird. 

That's what I've got.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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