The Movie We Did Not Know We Needed

December 5, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

There's a (remarkable and creepy) story floating around about the first baby born from the womb of a dead person. I kinda worded that wrong; the kid's biological mother has a condition where the womb didn't fully form. She received a womb transplant from a forward a bit and she birthed a healthy baby girl.   

Nice as that story is, it ALSO sounds a lot like the set up to a horror movie. Didn't take us long to come up with a whole scenario/plot...which is unimportant for the purposes of the blog. No, what's important here is the TITLE of this non-existent movie.

I got all excited because I thought of "Womb Raider". Sadly, this thematic genius has already been commandeered by the porn industry. However, thanks to you and your embrace of your inner juvenile, other movie title suggestions came pouring in.   Here's a sample:




"Make Womb for Daddy"

"Panic Womb"

"Embryo Brother Where Art Thou"

​"Womb with a View"


I appreciate the suggestions.  

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!