No, YOU Have a Popcorn Addiction

April 30, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Hope you had a wonderful weekend. I do. I won't lose sleep if you didn't, but I do hope you had a good one. 

Had to go to Home Depot over the weekend. No big deal...just one of those realities of owning a home. But, had to bring the kids and my son made it very clear that he didn't wanna go. I explained that I didn't wanna go either because 99% of the time it means there's more sh*t to do when you get home.

This was lost on him, of course, but in the end, guess who ENJOYED their time at Home Depot? Hint; it wasn't me. And guess who got a f**king bag of popcorn? Hint; also wasn't me. Well, I finished what he and his sister didn't and, honestly, Home Depot has bomb-ass popcorn.

Why is popcorn OUTSIDE of the home SO good?  Movie theatres, the occasional bar, Home Depot (?!?) name it, it's delicious. I'm a huge fan of case you couldn't tell.  

OK, so best popcorn?

I'll await your response.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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