The Officer Wanted to Know Y

April 18, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

How the hell are you? I'm fine...except for my bubbling guts. Not sure what it is, but I had Alfredo last night. Alfredo consists primarily of cream...and I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I forget about that.

My gut has been reminding me all day. 

Anyway, we talked about 'memorable moments' today, specifically because of what you or someone else was wearing. Multiple stories inspired the question but the same personal story always comes to mind:

Halloween 1994 in Baltimore, MD. I was arrested for "resisting arrest". I'll let you do the math on that. Anyway, the reason this story comes to mind is because on this day I was dressed as the cowboy from the Village People. My mug shot features me dressed this way.

Good times.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!



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