One Year Sheared?

July 11, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

'Big Dummy' day today and more so than usual, today's contestants lived up to the name. Maybe the questions were unusually hard, but I really don't think that's the problem.  

Ah, but on 'Big Dummy' days, we also conduct our weekly Mens Room Poll.  In honor of the 5-foot-tall dude from Long Island who went viral after having a breakdown about being short, we decided to ask you this:

For one year, would you rather be:

  • 5 feet tall
  • 7 feet tall
  • Excessively hairy 
  • Completely hairless?

On the subject of excessive hairiness, our very own Thee Ted Smith is a hairy mofo. Last night he shaved his legs. His legs. Look how much f**king hair was on this Yeti's legs.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And while you're here, treat yourself to some Redfestival tickets already!