Overachieve with Your New Ability

July 25, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today was 'Big Dummy' day and I'm happy to say that today was not too disheartening. Some weeks, Big Dummy leaves us wondering about the state of human cognitive ability. Sure, every week there's that special someone who has gone through life without the burden of information, but today...for the most part...people knew things.   

Ah, but Big Dummy day is also the day of our Mens Room Poll. Today we took the suggestion of a listener in Boston. He, and then we, wanted to know which of the following would you most like to be able to do:

  • Dunk a basketball... regulation height
  • Bench press 300 pounds
  • Run a 5 minute mile or
  • Nail a back flip?


Pick wisely.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And we're as ready as you are for Pain in the Grass NEXT WEEK! Get those tickets locked in while they last!!!