Pepop's a Badass!

September 19, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Old people...they smell funny, have hairy ears and f**ked up eyebrows...but a lot them used to be or still are a 'bad-ass'. Case-in-point, a great-grand mother in Texas faced a 12-foot-long, 580 pound alligator on her property. What'd she do? She put it down with a single shot to the head.  

Oddly enough, she'd been waiting 3 years to kill the thing. You see, a gator ate her miniature horse three years ago and she's been looking to serve up lead- filled revenge ever since.

This made me wonder why anyone owns a miniature horse in the first place. Never found an answer to that. However, after a little research, we found out we could order a mini horse for about $1500. Might order one and send it to someone random.   It's a D move...I know that...but I like the idea.

What made YOUR grandparent a badass? Check out that photo of one Margaret U Meaney! She was a pilot at 19 in 1930, just as a tiny example. 

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!