For Pete, It's Fake

October 9, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked "what ended horribly?". We got plenty of calls and emails, etc and most of the stories were pretty damn good. My personal favorite involved a guy heading to a job interview with 'bubble guts'. He sneezes and, simultaneously sh*ts himself.  

Ah, but someone else called in with a story that involved an ill-timed Charlie Horse. That got me wondering why we call that particular cramp a "Charlie horse"?  

Then, of course, I had to start wondering about equally unimportant terms.

Who was Pete, as in, for "Pete's sake"? Why should we do things for him.

Who was John, the guy who all prostitutes sell themselves to?  

Tom, as in "peeping Tom"?  

Yep, that's where my mind went today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

But also get your tickets to Bourbon and Bacon Fest, coming up on 10/27!