Pinnochi-NO, She Didn't

October 11, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

It was "Big Dummy" day, and usually I take this opportunity to share our Men's Room Poll...and I will, but first I must share this one particular question and answer from earlier.

The question was 'what Biblical figure was in a whale's belly for three days and three nights?' The answer we got; "Pinocchio". Yep. I mean, I get that there are really only 2 people who come to mind with regard to being in a whale belly...and Pinocchio is one of them. But, you know, the "Biblical" part would tell you that it's NOT Pinocchio, but Jonah.

Ah, so today's Men's Room Poll:

Which of these would you prefer to keep in your mouth for 60 seconds:


  • A tarantula


  • A wasp


  • A stranger's toe or 


  • A poop-covered dog paw.


Take some time to think about that...and then realize that you spent some time to think about that.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And just like that?! Bourbon and Bacon Fest tickets too!