Please Clap!

May 11, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Have to hustle outta here tonight as soon as the show ends. I have to navigate I-5 and get to my kids' school for their...sure to be Tony nominated...performance.  

Actually, I don't mind. Like any parent, I'll be proud and think it's cute and all that stuff, but here's the problem; she's in 1st grade and the first graders go first. Her whole thing will last 5 minutes. Then I'm stuck sitting through everyone else's kids.  

To me, it's akin to sitting through your kid's graduation and your last name begins with the letter 'A'. You get to clap early...and then suffer through everyone else's kid loping across the stage.  

Yea, so the point is, I can't be late. Hate those odds.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And yes, your #Redfestival tickets await!