Prove How Cool You Are!

June 27, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today was Big Dummy day, thus, the Mens Room Poll day.

Today's poll was inspired by headlines we've read over the last few weeks. Today we asked which of these you would choose to do:


  • Tightrope walk 25 stories up


  • Spin on a gurney under helicopter for at least 3 minutes


  • Swim 100 yards in shark-infested water 


  • A 'Dukes of Hazzard' style jump over a canal?


Most people picked the 'Dukes...' jump. I get it, but just know that in the headline we read, they guy who actually tried it (during a police chase in Florida) covered the distance...and broke his back.

I'm outta here. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And snag a pair or four of tickets to our upcoming outdoor drinking bash, Redfestival! Yours are HERE!