Purple Dinowhore?!

January 23, 2018

Hola, Bitcholas!

A 54-year-old guy named David Joyner is a "massage therapist/ spiritual healer". If you have $350 and a vagina (he only takes female clients) you can receive a three to four hour session that includes a 'ritual bath', 'chakra balancing', 'massage' and 'mind blowing orgasms'. That what he says. He says a lot of things, of course, because he wants to f**k chicks who buy into this kinda thing.

Whatever. I don't care one way or another. The thing that intrigues me is that this dude, David Joyner, was known to millions of children as Barney the Dinosaur. That's right, Barney is a sex guru.

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I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!