Redfestival Caped! (Hold the Crusaders)

May 29, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

So, we started talking about Redfestival on the show. Imagine that. Point is, I figured out over the last few days that I don't actually own anything red. Not true. I don't any CLOTHES that are red. 

It's Red Festival. Just seems like I should wear something red. It's the spirit of the thing, right? Ah, so that said, I thought to myself, "You should wear a cape!" That's where my mind goes first. Felt like a great idea and blurted it out on the air. 

Still seems like a good idea. When the f**k else can a grown man wear a red cape and make that sh*t work?  It's a Festival. A red one. Capes are festive and I will rock one. I think everyone on the show is going to.

I should take this opportunity to point out that Mike Hawk was here today, so this will be news to him. Just thinking out loud. 

He'll look good in a cape. Capes it is.

So, if any of you savvy bitches will be joining us for Red Festival, wear something red. You don't have to... just do it anyway. 

OK, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


Get your tickets to #Redfestival and we'll see you there adorned in that flashy cape!