Relief from Behind or BUST!

April 11, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. 

If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with Sugar, my electric bass) but Matilda has no strap. Normally you'd just sit down to play, but my ass was killing me, so sitting wasn't an option. Instead, I got into the "metal chalice" pose (standing up but with one leg up on a foot stool) and played for about an hour.  

When I put my leg back down I noticed that the back of my pants felt wet. The cyst blew. Sure, the aftermath unfortunate appearance...and it took 20 minutes to clean my contaminated area, but I was so happy that goddamn thing finally exploded. The pain relief was, and continues to be, a very welcome change. 

Yeah, just fel the need to share.

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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