Smelly Below the Belly

February 6, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

People have very often requested, asked and/ or demanded that we install a webcam in the studio. The general sentiment is that people want to watch us do the show. That's very flattering, but seriously, it's not exciting to watch; we're just sitting in chairs talking...but also, there's some things you just don't need to see.  

This occurred to me right after our 'Shot of the Day', where we honored a man who went to a hospital because his penis was stinking for nine months. True. Turns out that his stinky penis was because he hadn't washed his d*ck in 24 YEARS!  

At that point, Robin and I engaged in quiet game of charades of what it must be like to have a stinky penis. It sounds stupid...and it was...but we were dying of laughter. Trust me, you don't need to see such things.

As I thought about it, we do the 'charades' a lot, for many different reasons and in response to many different stories. It's better we keep that under wraps.

OK. That's all I've got.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And get those tickets to the taste party! #BourbonandBaconFest is coming up March 9th!