Snow Day? No Way

February 5, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

I want to preface this by saying that I love my kids. Every parent loves their kids, so that statement is just a prelude to throwing them under a bus.

In this case it's all about the Monday after the Super Bowl. As a rule, we take that day off. It's the one day a year we know in advance that we're gonna take off and it's just a day to be alone and do nothing. No big plans or anything like that, just a lazy day to sleep in and be a slob.

For the second time in three years, it f**king snowed on Sunday and led to a school closure on Monday. Second time in three years, bitches!  Sure, the kids are filled with glee, but me, not so much. First of all, their presence utterly destroys any fantasy I had of chillin', but also it meant that it was cold outside.

I already hate snow, detest the cold and all of that, but I also had my 'one' day sh*t on again by Mother (fu**king) Nature. What are the odds of that happening twice in three years? In Seattle?  Tried to figure out the statistical likelihood of it happening and I just couldn't.

Oh well. I just assume it's gonna snow again next Super Bowl Monday.   

OK, I'm outta here.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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