Spelling Hurts When Done Improperly

February 12, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Two things today:

#1: After espousing my undying hatred of snow in yesterday's blog, I went home and the first words out of my kids' face-hole was, "Daddy, will you go outside with us?"  

What I THOUGHT was, "Are you mother**kers serious?!?"

What I SAID was, "Gimme a minute". Then I went outside and built a giant snowman with them...and then we built a fort. After that they wanted to go for a walk...so we did...and made snowballs to knock all of the snow off of the giant trees...and it was awesome. Kids were so incredibly happy and excited. As a parent, there is nothing better. So to all the terrible things I said about snow yesterday...I still mean it, but thanks for some good times.

That was one of two things I wanted to address.

#2: Today we asked, "Why are they the most disgusting person you know?"

It was an uncomfortably fascinating topic. One thing that kept coming up was pus because, well, pus is gross.  

Here's the thing; a lot of texts were coming in and it occurred to me that many people don't know how to spell 'pus'. Pus has one 'S'...just one. I say this because there is a HUUUUUGGGGEEE difference between sending me a note about a 'pusy pimple' and a 'p**sy pimple'.  

I spent a lot the show gasping at what I was reading until I realized what it was ACTUALLY trying to be conveyed.  

That's what I've got.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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