Stuffed is Enough

November 27, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

I have been blowing my nose all day and just as quickly as I can dislodge some gooey nonsense from either nostril, they fill back up. That's just how it goes sometimes, but you forget how absolutely f**king annoying it is. 

It's like a having a sore throat. It happens to all of us with relative frequency, but you always tell yourself that you'll never take a 'healthy throat' for granted again. And then you do.

Same is sure to be the case with my nose. Sooner or later I will be able to breathe outta my nose-holes normally...and in that instant I will forget that I was stuffed up...and take my normal breathing for granted.  

In the meantime, I need to get back to blowing out lime jello shots.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

And while you're here, get your tickets for this Friday's Mens Room Black Party! *Proceeds go to the Fisher House Foundation!*