Take One Movie for the Team!

February 14, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today was "Big Dummy" day so, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. In 'honor' of Valentine's Day, we asked which of the following 'romantic comedies' would you endure:

If you're like me, well, God help you...but otherwise, if you're like me, you don't make it a point to watch romantic comedies. Furthermore, the average "rom-com" is marketed to women. With that in mind, I've copied the IMDB synopsis of each movie and then provided a quick translation into terms that guys can understand.

"The Notebook"

A poor yet passionate young man falls in love with a rich young woman, giving her a sense of freedom, but they are soon separated because of their social differences.

​My title: "We've All Been There Before...and I Hope She Gets Fat!"

"When Harry Met Sally"

Harry and Sally have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear sex would ruin the friendship.

​My title: "The Bench Player is Lying"

"Four Weddings and a Funeral"

Over the course of five social occasions, a committed bachelor must consider the notion that he may have discovered love.

​My title: "The Day the Good Times Ended"

"Pretty Woman"

A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute he meets...only to fall in love.

​​My title: "Mid-life Crisis"

Those are the choices. Pick wisely.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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