Thee Ted Smith Embraces the Elf

November 7, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Had another one of those days where certain quotes have stuck with me all day. It started not long before the show. We were in the studio and the not-shocking-at-all news came out that "Attorney General" Jeff Sessions 'quit'. Thing is, because of Sessions' unfortunate looks, he's referred to at the "Keebler Elf" often and by many people. The "Keebler Elf" was trending on Twitter. We assumed that a new cookie style was being debuted, but no, it was all about Sessions setting sail to civilian life.  

Ted, who is sick and in an orbit powered by cold medicine, uttered, "Can't tell you the last time I hugged an elf." 

None of US can tell you the FIRST time we did.

OK, I'm outta here.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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