What Did That Guy You Know Steal?

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

August 3, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

There is no shortage of news stories about stealing sh*t. Tanks, ferries, a living shark, airplanes (in spite of not knowing how to fly it), royal family jewels, etc.

So today, we asked what it is that YOU have stolen...but we understand that no one necessarily wants to incriminate themselves, so we decided to take the road pathed by such luminaries as O.J. Simpson and Donald Trump.

See, O.J. planned to release a book called "IF I Did It" and Trump has been screaming "no collusion"...but that's morphed into, "There's no collusion...but if I DID collude, it's not a crime!"

Both of those are pretty weak and fool no one, but we figured we'd offer that same olive branch, so we asked "I'm Not Saying It Was Me, But I Someone Might Have Stolen __________."

It was an interesting day. I don't believe there is a thing in existence that you haven't stolen...and it kinda made us proud.

I'm out!

Until next time, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!