Thrills Big Brown Blog

SHOW # 2383

May 23, 2016



Today was the day of the Random Question Question.  One of the questions was "When Did You have to Go"... as in, to the bathroom.   


The caller had a pretty good story (he crapped himself on a walk home... stopped at Jack N' the Box anyway with a dirty butt, etc)... but news story that inspired the question has had me chuckling all day.


In a nutshell, here it is:


Guy drives home to his apartment.  Random dude jumps out from behind the building with a gun because he wants to steal the car.   Before he stole the car he really needed to take a sh*t.  So now he forces the car owner to take him up to his apartment so he can poop.   The guy lives with his grandmother... who was in the act of pooping when they arrived.


The gunman forces granny off of the toilet so HE could go... because, again, he REALLY had to poop. 


So now he's taking a sh*t while forcing the others to STAY in the bathroom until he finished.  Yea, at gunpoint, the car owner and his grandmother had watch and wait for this guy to poop.  When he finished his brown business he stole the car.


Maybe it's just me, but that story cracks me up.  I know it's messed up, but the gunman might be the biggest a- hole ever.   When a man makes you endure his pooping at gunpoint, he might be the biggest d*ck you'll ever meet.  He impressed me.


OK then, I'll eave you with that.


Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"