Thrill's Big Brown Blog is Experienced

February 22, 2017


It really doesn't matter what the question was today...ok, it was, "I AM ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE I KNOW WHO HAS DONE OR EXPERIENCED __________...and it was inspired by Matt LeBlanc.  

We didn't base the question on Matt because he was Joey on Friends or because he's the host of British car show "Top Gear". However, on a yet-to-be aired episode, he attempted to eat a horse penis. Makes no difference WHY, it's just that he did it. 

And sure, we got some great ('great'?) answers, including:

Lit himself on fire at age 14.

Licked birdsh*t...3 times. First time was on a 'dare', the other two times were just for "sh*ts and giggles". That was an actual quote and he had to be dumped.

He was declared dead. Fell out of a maple tree.

There was some incest...and I'll end it right there. 

Ah, but the thing that made all of that irrelevant to me was that we (somehow) ended up in a debate about who's penis was likely larger, Andre the Giant's or Minut Bowl's. Now I'm truly curious and it has distracted me. 

Isn't that sad? Doesn't matter because I leave with that...and now you wanna know too. And even if you don't, I'm telling myself that you wanna know so that I don't feel quite as weird.

I'm outta here. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!