Thrill's Big Brown Blog Gets Vehicular

February 7, 2017


A guy in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania was shot and killed in a drive-by. Sadly, that's a story we've all heard far too many times, but the twist in THIS case is that the driver in this drive-by was actually just an unsuspecting Uber driver. Yep. Poor sap picked up his fare and his fare opened fire on a dude, hitting him in the chest, killing him.

In the end, the shooter was arrested and the Uber driver was fine...although we're betting that this will rank as one of the more memorable moments he's experienced in a we asked, WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT IN A VEHICLE?

For the most part, we got the stories we expected: car wrecks, car chases, vomit, blood, poop, cars as weapons, cars as shelter and, of course, SEX.

One of our favorite calls was on the sex tip. She and her boyfriend drove onto the WA State Ferry in their Honda Element. They climbed into the back of their ride and she performed a little "oral awesome" on him.  

This is when we discovered that, according to her, red wine washes the taste of penis out of your mouth. Well, the taste of THAT guy's penis anyway.

Ah, but the day AFTER their backseat tryst, her boyfriend is listening to our show where we asked (something to the effect of) "what's the strangest/ funniest/ most unexpected thing you witnessed someone else doing?" Anyway, a woman called the show and told us how she'd seen this woman on the ferry bl*wing her boyfriend in a Honda Element. Yes, it all came full circle today. 

OK bitches, my sexy ass bids you adieu. Adieu.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!