Thrill's Big Brown Blog Lost a Bet!

December 14, 2016

Hola, you sexy sunza bitches, 

Everyday we wake up, we surf the net, search for interesting news stories, etc. Inevitably, we ask ourselves, "What the hell is wrong with people?"  It just seems to be the obvious question after you read various headlines, opinions, comments and everything else. I would find it hard for anyone to NOT to ask that question...and that simple sentiment inspired today's question:  WHAT MADE YOU THINK, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?" 

There were all types of answers to today's question, including a guy who worked with a 21- year- old who didn't know their ABC's. 

A medical assistant who performed pregnancy tests...on MEN (???)  (very low pregnancy rate) 

There was the microbiologist who called and she worked in the wonderful world of stool samples. She explained that a lot of the people who sent in their stool samples also included GIFTS (seriously) as a way to thank them for helping them. On one occasion, one of her coworkers opened a sample, and in addition to the poop, there were chocolates included. The coworker, who had the fecal remnants of TWELVE different people smeared on his gloves, grabbed a candy and popped it in his mouth. She instantly puked... because she should have! 

But our favorite call involved a woman who worked as a security guard in White Center, WA. On one of her regular sweeps she spotted a guy squatting behind a dumpster...pooping. She explained that his choice was inappropriate and that he could have just used the bathroom inside. He responded by pooping INTO HIS HAND and then throwing it at her. He missed...but she didn't miss when she PEPPER- SPRAYED him in the face while he was still squatting. Damn. That's all I can say. I doubt that's how either of them saw their day going. 

Soooooo, you might be wondering why the f**k I'm wearing a New England Patriots jersey in the above picture. If you know anything about my sports tastes, you know I LOVE the Baltimore Ravens and absolutely HAAAAAAATTTTEEEEE the Patriots. 

Well, the other guy in the picture is (that smug son of a bitch) Sam the Fish Man. Sam is a good guy (with the exception of his misplaced football loyalties) but I still wanna punch him in the face. 

My Ravens went to Foxborough, Massachusetts this past Monday to face his Patriots. You can guess what the bet was and who lost. Yep. This is the second time in a row I've lost this damn bet to Sam.   

On the flip side, he brought beer and chocolate, so he's not all bad.   

OK, I'm outta here, amigos. 

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!