Tighty White-TEASE, We Will!

May 30, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Totally forgot to write a blog today. So, hello there.

Join us for Redfestival. Ordered red capes. They're supposed to be here by Friday. We shall see. 

Quick side note; Wobbin showed me what Amazon says is "frequently bought together" with red capes. Any guesses? Don't bother...the answer is 'tighty-whities'. Seriously. According to Amazon, people who frequently buy red capes also frequently buy tighty-whities'. 

The way to look at this is; who do you picture buying tighty-whities'? Now you know that they are more likely to own red capes than anyone else. 

And now there's me. Doesn't feel like a club I wanna join. 

OK, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!