Us and Phlegm

October 18, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

How the hell are you?   

So, I'm still going through the death throes of a cold and while I feel so much better, I'm pretty sure I might drown in a pool of phlegm and snot. I've been coughing up, spitting out and dripping more goo from my face than one would think possible. It's how these things go, but damn.

The amazing thing is the TASTE of sickness. There's a reason you don't find Lifesavers with 'phlegm flavor'. It's just f**king awful. What are some of the nicknames for phlegm? Lung butter, snot oysters, virus jello, etc. We really need to stop using food names with snot.   

Yep. That's what I've got today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!